vivalaausten: greydelisle: The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.
me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
me at home:
How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
nehahahah: foreveralone-lyguy: foreveralone-lyguy: Hitler invades Poland I totally did Nazi that coming Don’t Jewish someone had warned you
photoshoppedreality: hussiescondensedevil: eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours later you absorb its essence and transform it in energy just wow That is the most metal thing I have ever read in my whole life.
Dr. Cranquis' Mumbled Gripes: Bad and Worse: Snack... →
cranquis: What’s BAD: The 10-year-old kid with the intense athlete’s-foot fungal infection on both feet, due to rarely (never?) changing his filthy socks or washing his feet. What’s WORSE: The rest of his family obviously doesn’t value personal hygeine much either (I had to breathe through my mouth for…
sunshineface0014: assbutt-in-the-garrison: I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem You can’t even see your problem
tavrosofnitram: “let me like that post so i can look at it again sometime!”
angeldictator: Remember that episode of Spongebob, where Spongebob and Mr. Krabs thought they killed the health inspector, but instead of calling the police, they taught children it’s okay to just bury the body instead.
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